Its time to sweat the small stuff, so lets all grab on to our balls and tits cause the rides gonna be a bit on the bumpy side. Again its more with the bullshit about downloading, this time it’s Senator Orrin Hatch leading the parade. Ole Orrin who just happens to be a songwriter on the side when he’s not politicking and shit, wants to go after music downloader’s with gun’s a’blazing. He wants, and oh this really fuck’s me up, he wants to put out or endorse software that will give you two warnings about “illegal” online behavior, then destroy your computer. Now is it just me or is that some illicit shit or what? Fuckin son of a bitch! This is the kind of crap that a cat reads, then reads a third and fourth time just to make sure you heard the muthafucker right. And I quote, “damaging someone’s computer may be the only way you can teach someone about copyrights”. Well fuck me running you rude pompous bastard, what’ll you plan to do next, send the stinkin jackboots over to my house to beat me up? And where’s it gonna stop? Blow out my fuckin TV cause I’m watching porn? Break my muthafuckin stereo cause I’m listening to the bad hip-hop or rock? Goddamn commie way of thinking non-song writing cocksucker, how dare you? Then you got that group of “mangina” having fucks called Metallica. Have you heard their new shit, St. Anger? Now I’ll be the first to admit I haven’t heard the whole album, but if the one tune on the radio and MTV’s any kind of indicator, it must suck highly. And I see that the boy’s had to get in touch with their “pink” sides cause they hired a therapist to help em work better as a team. “Waaaaa! Our pussies hurt, waaaaa, can you come hold our cocks and help us play better together so we can make more fuckin millions so thus we can stick it to the poor kids who value our music more then their stinkin spendthrift life’s. Cause we’re so fuckin rich and loved by the masses that we can put out shiny shit and the stinkin kids will buy it just because it’s us”. “Oh, and don’t you muthafucker’s dare even think of downloading our shit cause our buddy Orrin Hatch will fuckin> destroy your piece of shit computer and then come over to your parents basement and personally bust you in the fuckin mouth! Bitchies”.