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Marry Christmas and a happy Orange Alert. “ATTENTION ATTENTION”!! The great hoard is planning some ill shit up in this muthafucker. We can’t tell you when, we can’t tell you where, and we sure can’t tell you fuckin how. But don’t let this ruin your holiday fun. Just be sure to report anything that looks out of place to your local authorities. My employer, they try to do the right thing, but sometime it’s like goddamn. And maybe I’m a dumbass, but if they can hear “chatter” between the terrorist cells? Can’t they find the terrorist cells? I’m just sayin is all
And for the last week we’ve had this stalker type attempting on numerous times to enter out building and gain access to our floor. When he tried it during the daytime he was thwarted by the building security, and then his dumb ass changed tactics and train to gain entry during the late evening hours. No one knows what his fuckin deal is except that he keeps demanding to speak to FEMA. But because of this asshole we’ve all been told that we can’t fly our colors and shit. So that means that the nice warm FEMA skullcap that I wear whilst waiting on the bus has to stay in the fuckin car.