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It’s day six of not smoking, I think I’ve had one during that whole time. The Zyban seems to be in full effect so last night I decided to have a couple of cocktails just to see what was up. I think I was cool; everything seemed normal except that the Beam tasted like crap. But I expected that to happen sooner or later, and my sense of smell has gotten more sensitive as well. Another thing going on is that I find myself wanting to speak in my “loud” voice. It’s like I’ll start out speaking all normal and shit, and the more I SPEAK THE FUCKIN LOUDER I GET! GODDAMMIT! So I need to watch myself and keep a lid on things. But to tell you the truth I think it’s all in my head, maybe now that I’m not smoking I’m more tuned into what’s happening. Now here’s a curious note, Zyban is supposed to dampen one’s sex drive or libido. But I’ve noticed that the first time I was ever on Zyban my libido went thru the fuckin roof. I’d wake up in the middle with a big ole hard-on. It was like “damn, that can’t be mine”. And the urge to take a poke at something was frightening. I’m lookin out the door for stray bag ladies and shit, anything, it didn’t matter (this is too funny, as I’m writing, this popped into my inbox.)

“MASSIVE ROCK-SOLID ERECTIONS
IN 60 SECONDS OR LESS!
- Immediate Rock-Solid Erections
- Total, Oversize Arousal
- Double-Strength Orgasms
- Super Staying Power
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- Completely Safe and Effective Lubricant!

See what I’m talking about? Hey, I know what I’ll do, I’ll take the Zyban, pop a Viagra or two and head out and have a few cocktails. Jesus! Think of the over-sexed, huggy, drunk, non-smokin mess I’ll be. Think I should warn Mito and Michelle?