While at work yesterday I heard a booming noise come from the end of the hallway where our break room is located. I went to see what it was and it seems that one of my coworker’s decided to microwave some eggs in the microwave. I’m not sure what she was thinking? but she left em inside their shells, and as soon as she pulled em out they exploded all over the fuckin break room. I’m not one to call somebody a stupid little spermsponge, but goddamn, even I know not to do that. One hell of a piss poor excuse for going blind if you were to ask me.