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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>it's only a tit</strong>

Tuesday, February 3

it's only a tit

So since everybody on the muthafuckin net has chimed in on the Janet Jackson halftime breast thingie, I guess I’ll throw my nickels worth in. It goes without saying that the tit baring was done on purpose, and without all the media spin, here’s why.

1. These are two of the most well known entertainers on the planet, and at the level they perform at, so called “mistakes” like that just don’t happen. And if nothing else for the simple fact that they hire scads of people to make sure crap like that doesn’t happen.

2. And do you really think that if you were Janet Jackson, of the famous Jackson clan, with a famous brother ass deep in shit over child molestation charges. And not even mentioning the small fact that your current boyfriend is one of the biggest rap producer’s in the business. And the only reason I mention him is the “dammit, that’s my bitches tit you just touched” factor. Do you really think that if you were performing during halftime at the fuckin Superbowl and your “white” male singing partner accidentally ripped off part of your top exposing your breast to the whole viewing public that you wouldn’t go ballistic and loose your muthafuckin mind and have all your people point all blame toward him? Unless it was planned? I think not.

3. And do I really need to mention the bigass nipple medallion she was sporting? Here’s how that muthafucker works. (1) Remove barbell from pierced nipple. (2) Place medallion over nipple. (3) Replace barbell into said pierced nipple, thus securing nipple medallion in place. What I’m saying is that unless you’re of the uber freak variety, that’s not the kind of shit that you just casually walk out of the house wearing unless you mean to show it off.

4. And last but not least, doesn’t Janet have a new album coming out?

I’m just sayin cause that’s the way I see shit. Plus what’s the big deal anyway? It’s just a breast. Michelle said it best last night; America’s priorities are all ass-backwards. You can turn on the TV and all you see is violent shit on during primetime. Last night for example we were watching the movie “Gladiator”, which is one violent muthafucker. America doesn’t have a problem showing people getting killed and fucked up on the TV. But show a woman’s breast, everyone gets their drawer’s all knotted up and shit. It’s kind of fucked up don’t you think?

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