stop driving erratically!

A garbage truck was stopped carrying more than two tons of marijuana north of Huachuca City, Arizona. The truck had been driving erratically. The driver said he didn't know how to drive the truck.

You’d think that after watching every episode of “Cops”, and every other fuckin cop show on the fuckin TV. That one of the first things a dumb muthafucker would think he’d need to learn would be how to drive the stinkin truck that he’s carrying all the fuckin stash in.