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The jury in the Martha Stewart trial has returned a guilty verdict.
She was found guilty of all four counts of the indictment against her.
Guess what? Licking the bowl gonna take on a whole new meaning to ole Martha, now won't it?

But seriously, was all this bullshit at the taxpayer’s expense really necessary? No matter what you may think of her, Martha got her money the old fashioned way. She worked her ass off for it. And I don’t think that any of us would’a done it any different. Cause if not doing what she did, we would have sure in the hell given it a lot of fuckin thought. All these muthafucker’s could have met over coffee and doughnuts, told Martha she fucked up and hit her with a big enough fine to make her uglies snap shut. Tell me if I’m wrong, but I think there’s enough bad, sick assed muthafucker’s out there to make an example out of then some control freak bitch with a cooking show. I’m just sayin is all.