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A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex. The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests. Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving. A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?” "We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate." The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education.

This is both stupid and sad at the same time, shit, even the Pope knows what pussy is. I’d love to know if the couple lived in the city or out in the fuckin country. Because I could kind’a understand if they lived in some remote village up in the fuckin mountains. That might explain some of this if they were cut off from society and were some ultra pious muthafucker’s and shit. And I guess that some faiths are so devout that they forgo or forbid the fuckin unless it’s expressly for the purpose of conceiving children. And I guess there are some faiths that forbid the viewing of each other whilst being all buck nekked and shit. But I sure as hell wouldn’t want to reside in the same state with a religion whose faith is so pious and devout that it’s members can’t even conceive what a good fucks all about. Thinks how repressed a faith like that would be? But you know what? If the truth be known, I think this couple just happens to be of the insanely stupid variety, and shouldn’t be allowed to bring their equally stupid meat puppet kinds into the fuckin world anyway.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"