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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>asshole</strong>

Monday, June 28

asshole


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I hear that Mike Tyson’s living a bum’s life as of late. Say’s he’s broke and living in shelter’s and shit for the past two years. Say’s he’s a contrite man now cause he’s lost his pride and has to rely on the charity and kindness of others. I hear that George Clooney want to remake the A-Team into a movie and cast Iron Mike as Sergeant Bosco "Bad Ass” Baracus in the role that Mr. T made famous so as to give Mike a hand up and shit. Maybe when ole Mike snaps from doing take after take and fetchin George latte’s and donuts and sucks out old George’s brain thru his eye socket whilst trying to fuck em. George will realize that he’s still an asshole and realizes why everyone that’s ever tried to help Mike ends up hoping that he gets ass raped by a gang of syphilitic Arabs and dies real slow and twitchy and shit. Fuck Mike Tyson, I never have liked that muthafucker.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"

2 Comments:

Blogger Satyavati devi dasi said...

I kinda think he'd make a good cellmate for Michael Jackson...

8:40 PM  
Blogger Rusty said...

I think it's funny as time went on he just seemed to get crazier and crazier with each passing year. If he's so down and out he can always see about getting on one of those "Bum Fight" videos and kick some ass for a ham sandwich.

12:54 AM  

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