small brush shouldn't fuck with big timber

Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>busier then a cat trying to cover shit on a marble floor</strong>

Saturday, June 12

busier then a cat trying to cover shit on a marble floor

Murphy’s law is going to bed fairly early on a Friday night because I was anticipating an early Saturday morning call from the Job. But I woke up in the early AM to take a piss and for some odd reason I flipped on the TV. And as I’m flipping channels I come across the movie “Play-Mate of the Apes” which had just started up. And I found myself forced to sit down and start watching it. So after wasting over an hour flopped buck assed nekked on the couch watching this shit I went back to bed and fell into a deep sleep dreaming of nekked sweaty women frolicking with each other and being abused by actors in bad monkey costumes. And of course early this morning I’m ripped from a deep sleep by the sound of my phone ringing and the Job on the other end telling me that shits on the march and to get into work. Dammit it all to hell!
"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger satyavati said...

Hey Greg, if we get a hurricane and become a Federal Disaster Area again, does this mean you're gonna come see me? Because you know, it's supposed to be a BAD hurricane year.

3:30 PM  
Blogger Death said...

sorry hon, we got three going on here, so I doubt I'll be going anywhere but around here. We'll just have to be content lookin at each other's pictures. ;)
Plus I'd just end up geting you into trouble, and we can't have that, now can we?

4:58 PM  
Blogger satyavati said...

LOL! The biggest trouble I ever get into is having a chocolate banana smoothie when I'm supposed to be on a diet. And anyway, after a hurricane, all anyone really wants is a hot shower and some ice. As I'm sure you know. :)

6:44 PM  
Blogger Rusty said...

Greg, if you ever wanna borrow Play-mate Of The Apes let me know......I've got a copy somewhere at my place......It's funny as hell, granted the girls in it are some of the skankiest, low rent, soft core porn chicks I've ever seen......

11:29 PM  

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