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Name: Greg Beck
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3 Comments:
OK.. let's see what this picture says to me: I see that you're smart (desk reference), you like porn (camera+titty picture), you like music (unless that's a Jerry Falwell Tape Ministry tape there), you've got some assorted pieces of jewelery, you like sex (the book+the titty picture+the baby oil), you're aware of who you are (the endomorph thing), you get in fights now and then (small weaponry-unless it's just a funky bottle opener, in which case it would mean you like beer), and the hula girl has a headache (isn't that an ice bag on her head?)
So, concluding all of the above, you sound like a typical American male.
Wait. I said you were smart. Make that atypical. :)
Dam baby all that from just a picture............ I shut my mouth......Evermore.......Yes it's true women see more than us men.......Evermore.
manymoods says:
with all the love in the world, i say "FREAK"!
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