I saw these headlines in the news today

“CIA Director George Tenet has resigned, citing personal reasons”.
I don’t know about you, but whenever I hear that someone resigned, citing personal reasons, why is it that I can’t help but think that the word “cocksucker” preceded by the word “you” was bandied about by both parties.


A fight between two women over a check escalated Monday night into one woman being crushed to death against her mobile home as her teenagers watched. The two women were good friends and they had agreed that the other would receive her mail at the other’s address in the Village Green Mobile Home Community in Del Paso Heights. But that friendly agreement turned fatal at about 7 p.m. Monday, according to police, who gave the following account:

1. Both women got into a fight over a $50 check that supposedly came in the mail. One woman struck another.
2. One woman ran to a nearby mobile home to tell her boyfriend, he gets pissed.
3. The boyfriend decided to take things into his own hands and went over to the other woman’s home with a crow bar.
4. The boyfriend broke out the windows of the other woman’s 1987 Chevrolet and smashed her sliding glass door. He then turned to leave in his 1994 blue Ford Taurus.
5. The woman whose shit he broke ran after him. She jumped through the driver's side window of his car and attacked the boyfriend. Struggling with the woman, said boyfriend lost control of his car, hitting another mobile home.
6. At that point the other woman’s 15-year-old son ran out to help. Her 14-year-old daughter followed.
7. As his mother clung on, the woman’s son broke out the Ford's passenger window. Trying to rid himself of his two assailants, the boyfriend put the car into reverse.
8. He accelerated the car, pushing the other woman against her mobile home and killing the shit out’a her.
I’m sorry, but all I can think of after reading this is a picture of the teenage son wearing cutoff’s and a dirty wife-beater screaming, “he done kilt my momma, shit”!


Boston authorities have uncovered a disturbing junior high hooker ring in which a mildly retarded 13-year-old girl allegedly was pimped out by her best friend for as little as $5, sources told the Boston Herald. The eighth-grader, a developmentally delayed foster child, allegedly has been performing sex acts on junior high and high school students behind a bank and a supermarket, some of which may have been caught on surveillance videos. The girl's best friend, who is also an eighth-grade girl, allegedly set up the trysts, charging between $5 and $30, and pocketed all of the money, according to a source. ``The girl who set it up - who was supposedly her friend - never gave her any money,'' the source said. The case came to light last week when two other eighth-grade girls told school officials the junior high madam tried to persuade them to go to work for her. Authorities believe the prostitution has been going on since April and involves as many as 20 boys. One alleged john, an 18-year-old Brockton High School student, could face criminal charges for allegedly assaulting the girl, the source said. The alleged madame reportedly convinced the girl to perform the sex acts by telling her it was the only way she could get boyfriends. The girl's foster parents have been notified and are working with investigators. The girl is still living with the family and has been put into counseling.

Damn, ain’t enterprising youth the shit? Whatever happened to "bitch better have my money"?

"and the monkey flipped the switch"