I don't care if you are gay, that's my fuckin sandwich

I’ve been thinking about Gay Rights all weekend and I think I’ve come to a personal conclusion. Personal, which means pertaining to me, not the rest of the fuckin world. So follow along and see if this makes sense. If this were a perfect society there wouldn’t be the need for Gay Rights. The only reason for Gay Rights is that there are groups of people out there who feel threatened by Gay people. And Gay people aren’t the threat; it’s the people fighting against the gays who are the threat. I think I can say with certainty that the majority of Gays don’t give a rat’s fat ass how Straights live their lives. They don’t have a problem with Straights teaching their kids or preaching to em, or even running their country. But there are straight people out there who feel that Gays are a threat to their straight lifestyle, so they try to put laws into effect to suppress Gays. They say it’s God’s will, and that God hates fags. But if you were to ask me I’d tell you the likelihood is that God doesn’t really give a damn. Do you really think God gives a shit if two cats love one another? Or do you think that God has a problem with two chicks tossing dildos into each other, and that folks of the same sex want to spend their lives with each other as one? God doesn’t give a fuck, that’s a problem unique only to the human race. Furthermore, if you’re homophobic to the point that you feel threatened because you think that some gay cat is gonna rush up and hit on your stupid ass, then you got more issues then the rest of us and need to open up that closet and take a big ole step out. But anyway, Gay folk have been around ever since monkeys fell out of the fuckin trees. Gays helped build this country, are a valuable part of its infrastructure, and have died defending the country they love. Gays are like everyone else. They can be as stupid, as redneck, as bigoted, as insensitive, and as fashioned challenged as the rest of us. They are scientist, doctors, cops, soldiers, and lawyers. The cat you eat next to at lunch, and the fireman that just saved your ass from dying, and someone’s best friend. So what if they want to marry and own a home or start a business in your community? Since when does fucking someone in the ass or eating pussy make you a lesser human being? Hell, if it was a crime to fuck funny or have sex other then missionary, there’d be a whole lot of us standing in front of a judge. Gay’s don’t want to change or suppress us that aren’t gay, so why should we that aren’t gay try to change or suppress them? I’m just sayin is all.       

"and the monkey flipped the switch"