I'm a dick?

choad
/chohd/ n. Synonym for `penis' used in alt.tasteless and
popularized by the denizens thereof. They say: "We think maybe it's
from Middle English but we're all too damned lazy to check the OED."
[I'm not. It isn't. --ESR] This term is alleged to have been
inherited through 1960s underground comics, and to have been
sighted in the Beavis and Butthead cartoons. Speakers of
the Hindi, Bengali and Gujarati languages have confirmed that
`choad' is in fact an Indian vernacular word equivalent to `fuck';
it is therefore likely to have entered English slang via the British
Raj.

I was called the above by a local blogger who has issues with me, so I thought I’d throw it up so that folks would know what it meant and shit. I know that I’ve used the word in the past and maybe some of you might’a been unsure as to its meaning and origin. Not that any of you really give a runny fuck. But you know.

At the weekly Boardroom last night at the Cane the talk turned to Bush and the Army’s decision to recall (forced draft) thousands of former solder’s to active duty. A recall (forced draft) that not a voluntary action, but the Army forcing solder’s that have put their time in with honor and have returned home to restart their lives to jump back into the thick. Former soldiers who have retuned to society to start business, or go to school or to start families, only to be to told to get back in line and dress right. All this because due to the long campaigns in Iraq and Afghanistan our Army is strained to the limit and shit had to be done. I can’t help but think that if this were big business, someone would be getting his or her ass fired for mismanagement. But this is what happens when politicos decide they can run the fuckin military better then the fuckin military. Oh, and if you don’t see this as a precursor to the stinkin draft getting reinstated, then you better learn to like the smell of shit, cause your head is shoved up your ass. And as far as Bush is concerned, I think he might have fucked the pooch when he signed off on this one. The Army is gonna recall (forced draft) almost six thousand soldiers in July and they say there’s plans to recall (forced draft) more. So out of that amount you gots to figure there at least a few thousand that hate Bush’s ass for breaking up their lives. Now take those few thousand and add wives and parents, brothers and sisters, relatives and neighbors. And after a while you gots a shitload of muthafucker’s pissed at the Bush administration who don’t really give a good goddamn if he gets reelected or not, because they’re madder then hell that Johnny was forced back into uniform. Food for thought, huh?

"and the monkey flipped the switch"