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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <blockquote>school days</blockquote>

Friday, August 27

school days


Whilst in Lincoln trying to find the National Guard we somehow got ourselves lost around noon smack dab in the middle of the big University up there. That ended up being the best part of our day to tell you the truth. My neck’s hurting even now cause everywhere I looked was assloads of hot, shiny, halter-top, short shorts wearing, midriff showing panutch walking around. There’s me and Dave in this big government van laughing and giggling like we were fourteen years old.
“Dave check out the red shirt at eight-o’clock……….no…no..look at that shit coming across the light. Are you looking at the set on that one? Oh my god, I’m fuckin dying here”.
It was fucking crazy. I never knew shit like that existed, cause the place was stinkin with hot chicks. I wanted to put the fucking van in park and just sit there but believe me, two men which included me looking like I do in a dark van with government plates giggling and laughing whilst staring doesn’t blend in with the collage crowd very well. After about a half hour of stumbling around we actually were able to find our way out of the University and locate the National Guard. Someone must’a narked us out as the two giggling idiots riding around in the government van, because when we rolled up the gate the guards made us get out and searched the van from top to bottom including the engine compartment. They seemed almost disappointed that the van was clean and we were who we said we were. But they gave us an escort in and everything was good to go. I was talking to our contact who’s a very lovely lady in her sixties, when I mentioned how we got lost coming thru the University but we really didn’t mind it that much. She looked at me grinning and mentioned how it wasn’t like back in the day when she went to school.
“Yeah, the girls these day’s don’t wear much”.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"

3 Comments:

Blogger Rusty said...

That's one of the reasons going back to college is really cool, lots of scenery floating around.

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yep. That's the campus I remember. I'll be back in October so I hope the weather is still nice.

-- Charley.

3:55 PM  
Blogger Grey Biker said...

Wish I'd been there. I do the same thing in Atlanta around Georgia State University. The scenery is very nice.

6:38 PM  

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