sweatin the small stuff

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Some cat driving an SUV pulls into a local police station’s parking lot to turn around. The dumb little meat puppet is cranking his fucking stereo so loud that cops run out of the building screaming for em to turn the shit down and to ticket him for being so loud and stupid. But instead the silly fistfucker guns the truck knocking a cop down and the chase is on. They chase the muthafucker down and find out that he’s a drunken seventeen-year-old kid with liquor in the car.
Another local cat decides he wants to kill the stupid President of the United States by using a remote controlled airplane filled with explosives. Apparently he also decides to tell the wrong person who drops a dime on his RC-plane flying ass. Just goes to show you, never never talk about killing the President with a remote controlled airplane at your local bar.

Wait wait, just hold on a fuckin goddamn minute. I just found out that The search engine Google will display in 35 different languages including fuckin Klingion!!??? ……………………………………………And it does!! That is so cool….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The geeks have taken over the farm! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!! That fuckin cock out rocks!!! I can't write anymore after that.....hahahahahaha
hahah!!!!!!!!........

"and the monkey flipped the switch"