Happy birthday you crazy little Devotee of Krishna you!!

One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead
I met a girl there and she almost knocked me dead
Punk rock girl please look at me punk rock girl what do you see?
Let's travel round the world just you and me punk rock girl

I tapped her on the shoulder and said do you have a beau?
She looked at me and smiled and said she did not know
Punk rock girl give me a chance punk rock girl let's go slamdance
We'll dress like Minnie Pearl, just you and me punk rock girl

We went to the Phillie Pizza Company and ordered some hot tea
The waitress said "well no, we only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table and shouted "anarchy"
And someone played a Beach Boys song On the jukebox
It was "California Dreamin'"
So we started screamin'"On such a winter's day"

She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
Her father took one look at me and he began to squeal
Punk rock girl it makes no sense, punk rock girl your dad is the Vice President
Rich as the Duke of Earl, yeah you're for me punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon they said "He don't work here"
We said "If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin'"

We got into a car away we started rollin'
I said "How much you pay for this?" she said "nothing man, it's stolen"
Punk rock girl you look so wild, punk rock girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl just you and me
Eating fudge banana swirl just you and me
We'll travel round the world just you and me punk rock girl

"and the monkey flipped the switch"