step away from the cereal and no one gets hurt

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Have I ever talked about how peaceful it is at the bus stop in the mornings? Like this morning the air had a slight chill in it and a light rain was falling and there were no stinkin assed bums hitting me up for change. I’m just sitting there feeling all content and shit drinking my hot coffee from Broadway Coffee and having a smoke, thinking how the cinnamon I added to the coffee goes so well with the coco in it. The light turns red and a turn my attention to all the cars stopped at the light and start checking out all the chicks inside their cars. All of a sudden the sight of this chick eating inside her car shatters my serene mood. Not a big deal in it’s self, but the little cumguzzler is sitting there at the red light shoving spoonful after spoonful of cereal down her throat. Watching her eat this cereal really bugged me for some reason. First off its fuckin morning rush hour traffic and here’s this chick in this car holding this huge bowl of what looks to be cornflakes and milk. I’m sitting there thinking that she has to put that muthafucker down before the light turns green. But no, light turns green and off she goes shoving cereal into her mouth whilst balancing the bowl against the steering wheel. And I can’t even begin to imagine how she was shifting the fucking car. What is the deal with some people? Damn, I’m just sayin is all.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"