Damn it's cold
It was so fuckin cold at the bus stop this morning that my scrote shrunk to the point where I actually had a camel toe going on.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"
posted by Greg Beck at Thursday, December 23, 2004
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3 Comments:
Man that's fuckin cold.
Remember Emo Phillips?
Once he said,
"It was so cold in Chicago"
(how cold was it?)
"It was so cold that I contracted syphillis just for the burning sensation!"
dave/ex
Now thats cold.
Damn dude! That IS cold. LOL
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