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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>Damn it's cold</strong>

Thursday, December 23

Damn it's cold


It was so fuckin cold at the bus stop this morning that my scrote shrunk to the point where I actually had a camel toe going on.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man that's fuckin cold.
Remember Emo Phillips?
Once he said,
"It was so cold in Chicago"
(how cold was it?)
"It was so cold that I contracted syphillis just for the burning sensation!"


dave/ex

3:26 PM  
Blogger your brother said...

"Damn, it's colder then frog pussy out there."

Willie Edward Beck.

6:21 PM  
Blogger Grey Biker said...

Now thats cold.

8:43 PM  
Blogger me said...

When it's so cold that everything shrinks to that point, stick your finger up your ass and yell snake to scare it back out!

9:54 PM  
Blogger Berry said...

Damn dude! That IS cold. LOL

12:45 AM  

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