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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>Damn it's cold</strong>

Thursday, December 23

Damn it's cold

It was so fuckin cold at the bus stop this morning that my scrote shrunk to the point where I actually had a camel toe going on.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Man that's fuckin cold.
Remember Emo Phillips?
Once he said,
"It was so cold in Chicago"
(how cold was it?)
"It was so cold that I contracted syphillis just for the burning sensation!"


3:26 PM  
Blogger your brother said...

"Damn, it's colder then frog pussy out there."

Willie Edward Beck.

6:21 PM  
Blogger Grey Biker said...

Now thats cold.

8:43 PM  
Blogger me said...

When it's so cold that everything shrinks to that point, stick your finger up your ass and yell snake to scare it back out!

9:54 PM  
Blogger Berry said...

Damn dude! That IS cold. LOL

12:45 AM  

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