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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>deep thoughts from supermodels</strong>

Tuesday, December 28

deep thoughts from supermodels


Some inspirational thoughts as you contemplate the events of 2004. Don't thank me, your enlightenment is my reward. Kiser Sose

ON COURAGE
"They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind."
--Cindy Crawford

ON SELF-KNOWLEDGE
"Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage."
--Carole Mallory
ON POVERTY
"Everyone should have enough money to get plastic surgery." -- Beverly Johnson

ON PSYCHOLOGY
"I loved making 'Rising Sun'. I got into the psychology of why she liked to get strangled and tied up in plastic bags. It has to do with low self-worth."
--Tatjana Patitz

ON ARRIVING
"Because modeling is lucrative, I'm able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take."
--Kathy Ireland, star of 'Alien From L.A.' and 'Danger Island'

ON CAREER CHOICES
"My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to be a librarian."
--Paulina Porizkova

ON PRIORITIES
"I would rather exercise than read a newspaper."
--Kim Alexis

ON INNER STRENGTH
"I love the confidence that makeup gives me."
--Tyra Banks

ON DEATH
"Richard doesn't really like me to kill bugs, but sometimes I can't help it."
--Cindy Crawford

ON TRAVEL
"I haven't seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven't seen anything. I don't really care."
--Tyra Banks

ON BREAKTHROUGHS
"Once I got past my anger toward my mother, I began to excel in volleyball and modeling."
--Gabrielle Reece

ON HEREDITY
"My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly.'"
--Beverly Johnson

ON THE BASICS
"It's very important to have the right clothing to exercise in. If you throw on an old T-shirt or sweats, it's not inspiring for your workout."
--Cheryl Tiegs

ON INTRODUCTIONS
"I think most people are curious about what it would be like to be able to meet yourself
--it's eerie." -- Christy Turlington

ON COURTSHIP
"The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby."
--Fabio
ON PARADOX
"Sometimes I get lonely, but it's nice to be alone."
--Tatjana Patitz
ON THE CONSERVATION OF MATTER
"I've looked in the mirror every day for 20 years. It's the same face."
--Claudia Schiffer

ON TRAGEDY
"The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles
--but I had on thick tights underneath."
--Naomi Campbell

ON INSTINCT
"If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers."
--Carol Alt
ON THE CASTE SYSTEM
"We're not Prince Charles and Princess Di. We don't think of ourselves as royalty. We happen to be working people."
--Christie Brinkley

ON ECONOMICS
"I don't wake up for less than $10,000 a day."
--Linda Evangelista

ON ZEN
"When I model I'm pretty blank. You can't think too much or it doesn't work."
--Paulina Porizkova

ON LOGIC
"I think, If my butt's not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn't be too big for me."
--Christy Turlington

ON BODY PARTS
"I don't know what to do with my arms. It just makes me feel weird and I feel like people are looking at me and that makes me nervous." --Tyra Banks

ON BODY LANGUAGE
"You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight."
--Christy Turlington

ON MOTIVATION
"It was kind of boring for me to have to eat. I would know that I had to, and I would."
--Kate Moss
ON VERSATILITY
"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak."
--Linda Evangelista

ON THE GRIEF PROCESS
"When my Azzedine jacket from 1987 died, I wrapped it up in a box, attached a note saying where it came from and took it to the Salvation Army. It was a big loss."
--Veronica Webb

ON VENGEANCE
"Girls are always getting mad at each other and they tell their hairdresser to purposely mess up another girl's hair."
--Tasha
ON BATTING .667
"I'm a pretty girl who's a model who doesn't suck as an actress."
--Cameron Diaz

and the monkey flipped the switch

5 Comments:

Blogger Nightmare said...

Fucking frightening!

And this is who our female children have to look up to.

Which is why I support late term abortions...all the way to the 350th month.

7:43 AM  
Blogger me said...

....the 350th month....LMFAO...so true!

9:19 AM  
Blogger Graham Lester said...

Definitely a classic. Dr. Phil could learn a lot.

12:34 PM  
Blogger Rusty said...

Well, we know why they went into modeling now. Rhodes scholars they are not.....

1:46 PM  
Blogger Shasta MacNasty said...

Well, Rhodes himself was no role model himself. What...with being a white man going to Africa and absolutely disgusted with black people to his very core. But hey, that's another discussion for another day. :)

Now here's a quote that didn't seem some ridiculous to me:

"You can usually tell when I'm happy by the fact that I've gained weight."
--Christy Turlington

Very telling. And I'm not even trying to be sarcastic here.

12:48 PM  

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