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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>my birthday wish</strong>

Saturday, December 4

my birthday wish



Even though today's my birthday, I’m not really asking for anything but if one of you could find me a birthday cake with this inside of it, I’d surely appreciate it. Really I would. I wouldn’t even mind if there were no candles or icing.

12 Comments:

Blogger Da Goldfish said...

Oh! I had that cake, but then I went and ate all of it. I would have saved a giant boob for you, had I known.

Happy birthday, though!

7:14 PM  
Blogger Grey Biker said...

I hope you get a pair of those to snuggle up to. Happy Birthday.

7:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wishin' you a very happy birthday!!
I hope many gifts were abundantly bestowed ;)
~sheri

10:19 PM  
Blogger Jessica said...

Very very happy birthday, Greg. And if you didn't get your desired present on the day...well, Christmas *is* just around the corner...

6:21 AM  
Blogger satyavati said...

Happy birthday hunny.. sorry I didn't have those for ya..

11:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Happy Birthday Greg,
I do know where to get you a cake like that, but Im afraid that you really wouldn't have any iq points left. I certainly wouldn't and I understand the temptation.
Billy Smith expert tree climber

4:07 PM  
Blogger Rusty said...

Oh, come now Greg........What would you do with THAT much. It'd be like cooking a big pot of chili that last for a long time. You may like chili, but eventually you'd get tired of it............

Just kidding. Happy birthday buddy. I owe you a birthday shot next time I'm up.

6:05 PM  
Blogger your brother said...

Greg, I think you should know, I was showing your sister in law that birthday pic of the bigbreasted young lady that you would like for a present. Her comment was,"hmm, that looks just like Stephanie". Draw your own conclusions. I'm not touching it. Happy birthday my brother.

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

freak. i am a member of a family of freaks. one version or another, its freakdom run amuck.
so says the sister.......

10:19 AM  
Blogger Venus said...

Maybe you'll get them for Christmas....
Happy Birthday Death!

1:45 PM  
Blogger Sid said...

Happy B-day!

As for the birthday wish, since those can't be real, wouldn't it be like trying to snuggle up to some basketballs? Does the feel even matter? Ne'er mind, don't answer...

7:50 PM  
Blogger love hater said...

Those aren't sexy, they're scary. Damn! How does she stand up straight... but hey, whatever floats your boat.

6:20 PM  

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