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posted by Greg Beck at Saturday, December 04, 2004
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8 Comments:
I hope you get a pair of those to snuggle up to. Happy Birthday.
Wishin' you a very happy birthday!!
I hope many gifts were abundantly bestowed ;)
~sheri
Happy birthday hunny.. sorry I didn't have those for ya..
Happy Birthday Greg,
I do know where to get you a cake like that, but Im afraid that you really wouldn't have any iq points left. I certainly wouldn't and I understand the temptation.
Billy Smith expert tree climber
Oh, come now Greg........What would you do with THAT much. It'd be like cooking a big pot of chili that last for a long time. You may like chili, but eventually you'd get tired of it............
Just kidding. Happy birthday buddy. I owe you a birthday shot next time I'm up.
freak. i am a member of a family of freaks. one version or another, its freakdom run amuck.
so says the sister.......
Happy B-day!
As for the birthday wish, since those can't be real, wouldn't it be like trying to snuggle up to some basketballs? Does the feel even matter? Ne'er mind, don't answer...
Those aren't sexy, they're scary. Damn! How does she stand up straight... but hey, whatever floats your boat.
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