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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>chicken shit</strong>

Sunday, January 9

chicken shit

I just finished watching "The natural history of the chicken" on PBS, and that had to be some of the most fascinating shit I've ever seen. It was sad, uplifting, funny and horrifying at the same time. I don't give a fuck what you're doing the next time this show comes on the TV, you must, no I insist, that you drop everything you're doing and watch. You'll thank me later.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger Monkey said...

I'll have to look this one up! Sounds like a classic!
Thanks for the tip!

7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will you be eating more chicken or less chicken? If you eat less chicken, what will you substitute? Will we see Vegetarian's Door, the view from the Vegan announcers table? My guess is that you will still eat the poor chicken to give "the Greg Beck's per-fuckin-fect fried chicken recipe" its due. K Sose

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry. I couldn't resist the obvious challenge, why did the chicken cross the road.

K Sose Consulting: Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. Sose Consulting, in a partnering relationship with the client, helped the chicken by rethinking its physical distribution strategy and implementation processes. Using the Poultry Integration Model (PIM), Sose helped the chicken use its skills, methodologies, knowledge capital and experiences to align the chicken's people, processes and technology in support of its overall strategy within a Program Management framework. Sose Consulting convened a diverse cross-spectrum of road analysts and Best Chickens along with affiliated Sose consultants with deep skills in the transportation industry to engage in a two-day itinerary of meetings in order to leverage their personal knowledge capital, both tacit and explicit, and to enable them to synergize with each other in order to achieve the implicit goals of delivering and successfully architecting and implementing an enterprise-wide value framework across the continuum of poultry cross-median processes. The meeting was held in a park like setting enabling and creating an impactful environment which was strategically based, industry-focused, and built upon a consistent, clear, and unified market message and aligned with the chicken's mission, vision, and core values. This was conducive towards the creation of a total business integration solution. K Sose Consulting helped the chicken change to become more successful.

2:37 PM  
Blogger sex scenes at starbucks said...

You business types are HI-larious.

My bro worked in a chicken plant (he does computer automation of factories) and he said it's the damndest thing but they hang the little buggers by their feet and run them upside down through a pool with current to kill them. Not one squawk. Not one feather ruffled. They all just hung there, looking around, waiting to die.

He told me more, but I might actually have to each chicken tonight, so I'll stop here.

5:37 PM  

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