Deadwood

The best thing about my whole fuckin shitty nutsac-pain-inducing weekend was that the greatest show in the world premiered it’s second season Sunday night. Yes, HBO’s Deadwood is back for a whole new season of cocksuckers, fuck you’s, whores, and a whole lot of killin. And like they did last season, the crew residing in the Bunker over at the West Virginia Surf Report is keeping a running count of the “fucks” per episode. And popular rumor has it that they’re gonna start tracking “cocksuckers” too. So for your viewing pleaser I’m throwing up a link to the count.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"