pass the butter please

I think we need more butter

He escaped capture for decades, got his large ass dragged around the country and ended up in a fish market cooling his heels waiting to be eaten. And after all that including being slapped with the stupidest nickname around, “Bubba” the giant twenty-two pound lobster was saved from the cooking pot due to popular demand only to die at the Pittsburgh Zoo. How fuckin tragic is that shit huh? PETA must be shittin a brick.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"