small brush shouldn't fuck with big timber

Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>pass the butter please</strong>

Thursday, March 3

pass the butter please

I think we need more butter

He escaped capture for decades, got his large ass dragged around the country and ended up in a fish market cooling his heels waiting to be eaten. And after all that including being slapped with the stupidest nickname around, “Bubba” the giant twenty-two pound lobster was saved from the cooking pot due to popular demand only to die at the Pittsburgh Zoo. How fuckin tragic is that shit huh? PETA must be shittin a brick.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Everyone at PETA is wearing black and wearing red ribbons, for the lobsters of course.

1:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Poor lobster.....Godzilla's going to be pisses....No more Ebirah "a huge lobster of unknown origin" to play with....Oh No! It's Godzilllaaa! Who ate my friend? Who ate my friend? Did you eat my friend? Did you eat him? Hey minya get the guys together were going down town.

Sapphire Raven

1:49 PM  

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