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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: <strong>punked</strong>

Monday, March 21


for those devilish colds

According to my many inside sources this little turtle named “Lucky” survived this mysterious fire that burnt down the pet shop he lived in. And now it seems that little Lucky has the image of Satan burned into his shell. Yeah, before the fire Lucky’s shell was all normal turtle like and shit. But since the fire you can clearly see the image of a man sporting a goatee along with the pointy horns. You know I’m thinking here how it must suck to be Satan. You’re living in the fuckin Underworld and biding your time until shit’s right for your ascension.

And you gather up all your dark powers and after fuckin a few virgins in the ass you ascend to the material world in a blaze of fire and brimstone and all that good Satanic shit. You open your eyes and prepare to summon all your dark minions to do your bidding and as soon as you open your dark satanic maw to announce that it’s dyin time. It’s all like “what the fuck”? Cause instead of materializing in all your dark glory, you find your stupid ass stuck on the shell of a tiny turtle named Lucky. Maybe the last virgin you ass fucked wasn’t so chaste to begin with. Silly Satan, sounds like you need to reread the manual.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

did u see a bad version of buffy??? what the hell is that all about???

10:31 AM  
Blogger Death said...

click the link in the post.

10:37 AM  
Blogger LalaKK said...

this made me lol, I'm still giggling as I type.

11:52 PM  

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