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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: horny toad

Saturday, April 30

horny toad



my pee kung fu is strong

Here's a picture of a horned toad or horny toad sent to me by Benny and Linda. I'm assuming this was taken just seconds before the person holding it was peed on by the toad thus suffering a devastating death. This particular toad hails from the state of Arizona, and I do remember that in West Texas if you was to kill one of these muthafuckers and get caught the MAN would pound his foot up your ass to the tune of five hundred dollars.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"

4 Comments:

Blogger Morris said...

Your site is really dumb.

Morris
Ask Morris

5:49 PM  
Blogger Greg Beck said...

thanks for stopping by. And please refer to the post below this one.

6:00 PM  
Blogger Nightmare said...

Morris blows donkey cock.

Greg, has anyone ever told you that when you turn your eyelids inside out like that you look like George Clinton and the parlimentfunkadelic?

The resemblemce is uncanny

10:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think Morris actually gave Greg a big compliment. Since Morris is a "grumpy old man", his stopping by and gracing Greg with a comment befitting the old grump was indeed a nice touch. I thought it was highly complimentary since he could have said Death's Door was dumb. But no, he was most approving when he said the site was really dumb.

Greg was equally congenial by offering additional reading material for grumpy old Mr. M.

I think both of their grumpy old butts may be headed straight for the Hurricane to knock back a little Jim Beam together. K Sose

6:33 PM  

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