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"and the monkey flipped the switch"
posted by Greg Beck at Saturday, May 28, 2005
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8 Comments:
can i have it? extremly cool....
so says the sister.......
I knew it!...I knew you alway had an alien egg laying around..LoL..Evermore
Those radios!!! What are they!? I'm a big old radio fan - 'specially the military ones - what are those!?
The top unit is a Signal Corps U.S. Army Receiver
Motorola R-174/URR
The lower unit a power supply PP-308/URR
Made by the Emerson Radio & Phonograph Corp.
And the last time I got brave and ran a direct current to it everything still worked.
I've seen that statue before! It's a yogi meditating.. Your apartment looks cool.. except I'm a little concerned about the mouse (or is it an elephant?) hanging there to the right.
Next week I'll have some house pictures to show you!
I don't even eat corn!!!!!
I have that same statue!!Except mine is small enough to fit into my pocket!! Cut from the same cloth I tell ya!!
can i have it?
- the sister again
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