action panties

check em out here..."forget-me-not-panties"

The amazing shit a cat finds on the stinkin Internet. These are panties that will clock the location of your little girl, wife or cheating assed girlfriend 24 hours a day. And will even monitor their heart rate and body temperature so that you can see if they’re being hit on or not or lying dead in a lake. Based on research developed by the U.S. military. These "panties" can “GPS” the exact location of your women and send the information, via satellite, to your cell phone, PDA, and PC simultaneously. And I just thought of something, what if you’re monitoring your chick that’s wearing the GPS panties and the body temperature and heart rate drop off the meter. Besides lying dead in a lake it could mean that the panties are off!

"and the monkey flipped the switch"