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posted by Greg Beck at Thursday, June 30, 2005
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6 Comments:
Just passing through. Not real sure how I got here. Good shit.
OMG.. is that picture doctored or do ostriches really have teeth, because you know, birds are related to dinosaurs and that picture is really freaking me out.
You should see the other animals he has in his secret sience lab......Scary
Sapphire Raven
Okay big man, what the hell is that? A living dead ostrich? That's the first ostrich I ever seen that had any teeth, let alone brain-eating teeth.
Hey dude, I just realized, those are dog's teeth. My dog just yawned and I got the picture. So did you breed a dog with an ostrich or is this photo-shopped to hell?
How is the dog and ostrich breeding going? Now people like eating Ostrich but not dogs, so do you keep them as pets or do you eat them?
And are they dostriches or Ostrogs?
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