small brush shouldn't fuck with big timber
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"and the monkey flipped the switch"
posted by Greg Beck at Wednesday, June 29, 2005
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3 Comments:
Makes my nipples hard, too! I hope it does work, they give him half of the market value for his property, and send him back to his dictator homeland, wherever that might be.
I emailed the guy and I hope to get the business plan sent to me but I don't know if it will happen. If you notice, like I did 8 hours after I emailed the cat, he has put the kibosh on random people looking for stuff after haveing over 380,000 people assulted his site! But I really hope to be a part of the fuck-uppery that is justice!
A important life lesson is taught here today...........when you get done stirrin the shit with your big ol stick make sure that none of it gets on you.........funny that this bit him right on his flabby ol ass.
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