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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: longtime commenter Kyser Sose sends a joke

Sunday, June 12

longtime commenter Kyser Sose sends a joke




I sat next to a minister on a flight to West Palm Beach to visit an old friend. After the plane took off, drink orders were taken. I asked for a bourbon and coke, which was brought and placed before me. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen prostitutes than let liquor touch my lips." I handed my drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too. I didn't know we had a choice."
"and the monkey flipped the switch"

2 Comments:

Blogger Billy D said...

Now, is that only in first class, or can you buy a separate upgrade for something like that?

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