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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: U.S. Customs "doing a great job"???

Wednesday, June 8

U.S. Customs "doing a great job"???

Texas Chainsaw massacring muthafucker

Back in April the cat pictured above tried to enter the United states at the U.S.-Canadian border at Calais, Maine, carrying a homemade sword, a hatchet, a knife, brass knuckles and a chain saw stained with what appeared to be red fluid. After fingerprinting the cat and pulling all his shit, United States custom agents let em on thru into the United States. The next day in Canada this old man was found dead in his home with his head in a pillowcase under the kitchen table.

I’m sorry, let me rephrase that last sentence

The old man’s body was found in one part of the kitchen whilst his cut off head was found underneath the kitchen table stuffed into a pillowcase. And I should add that his wife was discovered stabbed to death in the bedroom. All this leads back to the cat caught crossing the border toting all the shit including the chainsaw who had a long history of violence betwixt him and the old man and his family. The same cat whose now in jail on murder charges awaiting extradition back to Canada for killing the old man and his wife.

Now the big question that comes to my mind is with all the extra shit at our borders designed to combat terrorism how does some crazy muthafucker carrying knives and swords along with what seems to be a bloody chainsaw just waltz across like he’s the Man and shit? According to U.S. customs the crazy cocksucker couldn’t be detained due to the fact that he was a U.S, citizen and wasn’t wanted for anything.

And when asked about all the nefarious shit the man was carrying as well as a blood smeared chainsaw along with what could pass for blood all over his clothes. Customs said something to the effect that they’re not fuckin CSI and shit and as far as they knew all the red stains could have been rust or red paint. Plus there’s no law against looking like a freak so as far as they were concerned they had no reason to detain the cat or throw em into lockup.

Of course I’m calling bullshit on all of this cause I can fuckin guarantee that if it was someone of color with the slightest hint of an accent or a band, they’d would’a been thrown into the lockup quicker then shit. I only say bands because I don’t know a band that has gone thru customs that hasn’t been run thru the paces. Anyway it’s nice to see all is safe at our borders, and that if you’re a bloodstained Texas Chainsaw massacring muthafucker you’re free to go about your business without a worry of getting hassled by the Man. What a bunch of dumbasses.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Anonymous maeko said...

They just let that mother fucker into my country to kill people? Great.

I'm glad my tax dollars are protecting the homeland I thought was safer than this Bush loving infested rat hole. I guess not.

I bet that guy voted Bush, too.

11:22 PM  
Anonymous Assrot said...

Bitch looks like Charles Manson's son to boot. You'd think they would at least have called the local Canadian authorities and check if he fucking killed anyone before they let him pass. This here is some more of Dubya's fine finishing work. Your tax dollars used to their fullest. We now have border guards with an IQ of 50. What next?

6:47 AM  
Blogger Nightmare said...

I think they shouldn't have let him in just based on the look on his face and the size of those ears. Fuck you could fly to St. Louis with those fucking things.

7:35 AM  
Blogger The Mayor said...

Colour has nothing to do with it. The guards are lazy assholes who didn't do their job. Case closed.

As for him voting for GWB,Maeko, he's Canadian. That means he would have voted for Kerry.(it's Cannuckistan up here, dontcha know)

And it's funny how anyone can associate this with George Bush, the Patriot act, or whatever. What the hell can GWB do about something like this?

9:57 PM  
Blogger Billy D said...

I'm calling bullshit on them, cuz if I saw this guy in my frontyard, he's got the giving end of a rile on his crazy ass until somebody takes him away. As for the red stains - If they woulda scraped some off and burned it, they would have known from the smell if it was organic (blood) or not. (paint, rust) Fu** me!

9:24 AM  

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