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posted by Greg Beck at Wednesday, July 13, 2005
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7 Comments:
that just means u get to write your own. make it a good one. either way, where'd u get that???!!!
--- so asks the sister
Fortune cookies are full of ass. I think the best thing to do with them is to say "in bed" after reading one. I know, I'm just as bad as everybody else. I like the good ones and fear the bad.
Still, here's a horrible story: Went to go eat Chinese food with my gramps a year before he died. His fortune cookie said: "You don't have much time left" And everybody just freaked out. He just kinda sighed and said. "Tell me something I don't know."
Okay, so are you taking a blogger break??? :::Walking away humming the tune to R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet." :-) Come out and play, Greggy!!!
since you brought up R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet." I saw the first 5 parts the other night and that has to be some of the silliest shit I've seen in years. What a freak
oh, and I don't like taking blogger breaks...if I did that what would I have to talk about?
((((Greg)))) I'm looking forward to seeing what R. Kelly comes up with for parts 6-10!!! ROFLMAO!!!!
Hey, fortune cookies may be stupid, but over 100 stupid muhfuggas who played the numbers on their stupid fortunes got several grand from the interstate mega millions a few months back.
Damn, I wish that was me.
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