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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: ATTENTION!

Wednesday, July 13


"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Anonymous Anonymous said...

that just means u get to write your own. make it a good one. either way, where'd u get that???!!!
--- so asks the sister

11:47 PM  
Blogger Tony said...

Fortune cookies are full of ass. I think the best thing to do with them is to say "in bed" after reading one. I know, I'm just as bad as everybody else. I like the good ones and fear the bad.

Still, here's a horrible story: Went to go eat Chinese food with my gramps a year before he died. His fortune cookie said: "You don't have much time left" And everybody just freaked out. He just kinda sighed and said. "Tell me something I don't know."

8:54 AM  
Blogger Berry said...

Okay, so are you taking a blogger break??? :::Walking away humming the tune to R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet." :-) Come out and play, Greggy!!!

9:29 AM  
Blogger Death said...

since you brought up R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet." I saw the first 5 parts the other night and that has to be some of the silliest shit I've seen in years. What a freak

10:42 AM  
Blogger Death said...

oh, and I don't like taking blogger breaks...if I did that what would I have to talk about?

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Berry said...

((((Greg)))) I'm looking forward to seeing what R. Kelly comes up with for parts 6-10!!! ROFLMAO!!!!

10:59 AM  
Blogger Sid said...

Hey, fortune cookies may be stupid, but over 100 stupid muhfuggas who played the numbers on their stupid fortunes got several grand from the interstate mega millions a few months back.

Damn, I wish that was me.

5:20 PM  

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