deep thought

From the "what does the government and a bag of pee have in common" department.....

comes the best deep thought of the day care of Nightmare

"We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration"

"and the monkey flipped the switch"