long play version

There’s too much odd shit in the news that’s too good to pass up, so I’m doing a very special extended version of “sweatin the small stuff”. Plus the many inside sources are busy sponging all my fuckin leftovers and burning up my DVD player so I need to put their lazy asses to work.

From the “so does the carpet match the drapes” department………..

It seems that several women enrolled at a Florida law school are well on their way to enjoying careers in law. According to my many inside sources, it looks like a slew of the little whores have gotten themselves into a peck of trouble due to painting themselves black, wearing cornrows and fake gold teeth and parading around town and shit dressed as black basketball players. Yeah the stupid little cum flickers who are all members of the school softball team decided it would be fun if they dressed up for Halloween as Black basketball players.

Some players even wore the blackface costumes to a contest at a local bar, according to my many inside sources though it’s not clear if they won anything or not. Someone narked the little bitches out and the blackface photos some how ended up on an unnamed web site and have since outraged civil rights activists at the Southern Poverty Law Center in Alabama who have seen them. And of course you know what this means, Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton’s gonna get involved along with the ghost of Johnny Cochran.

The basketball players who gave the girls their jerseys knew that the girls were gonna dress up as players but weren’t aware of the extent to which they planned to carry the joke. And of course after intense grilling the girls all admit they weren’t aware of the history of blackface and how it pertains to black people and didn’t think they were doing anything offensive. And of course I see this as another example of fuckin kids not learning some shit and the issues of the past getting all forgotten and shit.

As punishment the women who wore the blackface costumes are required to read a book written by Tim Wise called "White like me," write a reflection paper and have conversations with the school's diversity council. Plus they have two choices, one of which is getting buck assed nekked and covered with warm baby oil and thrown to the black lesbians. Or getting back into costume and being thrown into the meeting room of the local Marcus Garvey society.




From the “kids, go move your mother’s car out of the drive, and don’t forget your breathing techniques” department…………

Comes Grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng, best known for his Iron Crotch kung-fu, attached himself not once, but twice, to a rented moving truck and pulled it several yards across a parking lot on Tuesday. The fifty-year-old kung-fu grandmaster tied a strip of blue fabric around the base of his cock and balls and after tugging to make sure it was on tight an assistant kicked him hard between the legs before he lashed himself to the vehicle. He groaned, grunted then, slowly, the truck began to roll forward.

About twenty people, most of whom study Qigong, the ancient Chinese art of movement and breathing to increase energy, gathered for the truck pull in an unassuming office park. Jin-Sheng, the grandmaster of Iron Crotch, a branch of Qigong also known as 99 Qigong, is said to have 60,000 followers worldwide. Its practitioners are known to lift hundreds of pounds with their genitals to increase energy and sexual performance. One of Jin-Shengs most famous students, a 70-year-old man in Taiwan, is said to have lifted more than 660 pounds with his penis.

The grandmaster’s performance drew a hearty applause from the sparse crowd. He wrapped a piece of fabric around his waist to conceal his junk from the crowd, but in the heat of the second truck pull, when he tied the cloth around his balls only, it was pushed aside to reveal a nutsac that looked ready to burst. Jin-Sheng wiped the sweat from his brow after the show and said through an interpreter that he felt comfortable and warm. When asked if he was in any pain, he only laughed and said “if it’s painful then you will see it bleed”. No one dared ask why his lips kept moving after he had stopped talking.


"and the monkey flipped the switch"