pull!

I’m sitting at the Hurricane Friday night listening to the band. The place is just stupid with hot chicks of all ages and sitting next to me at the bar is a hot trio consisting of a blond, brunette, and red head. The band that night goes by the name of the Zero’s and they’re a retro new wave cover band that does it good, loud and right. And a very cool phenomenon of the band is that they attract a seriously hardcore, party till the panties drop, crowd of MILFs.

So anyway back to the “axis of ass” sitting to my right. The brunette is wearing a sweater which is doing a very admirable job of covering up what looks like to be a pair of very nice thirty-eight Ds. I’m sitting there drinking my drink watching the band when I detect movement out of the corner of my eye. And before I go on, I just want to say that one of the neatest things about hanging out watching a bunch of women are the little things they do.

So out of the corner of my eye I sense movement and as I turn my head to my left the brunette suddenly cups both her large breasts and after holding em up for a few seconds lets em drop. That’s when she hears a cough and looks over to find me looking at her. All I could do was say god loves you as I reached out to shake her hand. It’s the small things that make an evening nicer.


"and the monkey flipped the switch"