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Tuesday, January 10

I'm a blogger

Hmmmm, I can’t think of anything to write about and with the exception of Cy the one eyed kitten below there’s nothing interesting in the news. So I think I’ll act like a normal blogger and write about my day yesterday. Ok so I woke up at five AM and after taking a twinkle I headed into my living room and turned on the news. Then it was on to my desk where I first checked my e-mail then my site, then I dialed up the “Hun’s yellow pages” and looked at free porn for a while. Oh and if any of you have a good suggestions for free porn sites preferably of the amateur variety feel free to pass em along. You know for research and all that you know.

Anyway after that I went and laid back down for the hour or so before taking a shower and heading out to work. You know what sucks, the water pressure in my apartment has dropped off by half and it makes for a really cheap shower experience. I told my landlord but who knows when they’ll get that muthafucker fixed. What fun is it having a six setting shower head if the water dribbles out like a cheap blowjob? Not that I’m saying that the blowjobs I get are cheap, for one they’re far and in between so I’m just happy to be there which actually makes any blowjob I get a highly valued commodity. But it was the first visual that came into mind….next to peeing.

Moving on. I get to work and for the next eight hours I’m busy being a minion of the MAN. Except during lunch when I go on myspace and look for hot chicks to be my friend. And if you’re on myspace and want to be my friend you can find me here “”. Myspace, not just for the stinking baggy pants wearing kids.

Now after work I head over to the Record Bar to see my pal Steve to say hello and get some dinner. I’m driving thru Westport and I pass the Broadway Café which is closed?? What the fuck is up with that? The awnings are off the building and the inside is all torn up and shit!

I get to the Record Bar and after sitting down I ask Shawn behind the bar if he knows what the fuck is going on with the coffee shop. He tells me that they closed down for a week for a quick remodel which brings a sigh of relief to my heart. After hearing that the news isn’t so bad I decide to be frisky and I order a cold Fosters in a can. I never usually drink beer but what the hey? I had a chance to talk with Steve a bit then I ordered some fish and chips off the menu and went on home where I settled into the couch for three hours of Stargate on the TV. Oooh, look at me and shit, being like a normal blogger and all that.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger Sapphire said...

For you this is to normal. Normal does not exsist. It's all in your head or is it. Hmmmmmmmmmm.....Evermore

Ahhhhhhhhhhh the horror he's being normal.....Evermore

3:00 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

What the fuck did you do with Greg?

We have ways of making you talk. Did the guvment take control of this blog?

Normality sucks.

3:32 PM  
Blogger your brother said...

That normal blogging shit ain't you. Cut that shit out.

4:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

just say no.
-- so begs the sister

7:15 PM  
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7:28 PM  
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8:34 AM  
Blogger TBOB said...

Hey Beck,

I just finished reading through most of your "Bar Days" stuff, as well as a few other archives.

You've got an awesome character to your writing. Have you ever thought about putting that stuff together in a book. I couldn't even begin to think of a title for it, but it's make for some damn fine reading.

Just a thought.

And yeah, what's up with the blog? Not a single "muthafucker" in the whole post. Don't go soft on us now.

5:44 PM  
Blogger Dan said...

The Broadway Cafe is remodeling and should reopen early next week. When I read this, I called them, because, as I posted in my blog just a week or so ago, they are the best coffee shop in Kansas City. The thought of them closing bummed me out!

4:17 PM  
Blogger TBOB said...

Hey, I just reread your post, and there actually ARE a couple of "muthafuckers" in there, so nevermind on that part.

7:11 PM  

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