a joke for you

Whilst flying down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find this fuckin cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car with that classic patronizing asshole smirk we all know and love, and asked, "What's your hurry sweet cheeks?"

To which she replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do that makes you feel like you can speed down my roads like a bat out of hell?"

I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.

The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"

"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet wide."

"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?" he asked.

"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a muthafuckin ROCK!!! ..."

Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face............... Fuckin priceless…..



"and the monkey flipped the switch"