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Tuesday, March 7

hello crazy

Lindsey’s not married but a good burger or two wouldn’t hurt her

I heard about this on the radio and after reading it I have to share it with you all. So whither you be married or not, you'll want to read this marriage contract I found on the Smoking Gun.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger satyavati said...

OK. I'll condense everything I COULD say about this into a few lines (and you know enough about me to read between em, OK?)

There's plenty of guys who would whip up one of these if they thought they could talk their girlfriend/fiance/wife into it and trust me there's plenty of girls who'd completely get off on something like this..

...and it happens every day that people have these agreements between themselves in their relationships...

...the point at which it becomes out of hand is when you actually put all this shit in writing, because then it falls into the category of 'evidence'..

...rule number ONE of perversions, kinks, and fetishes is: LEAVE NO EVIDENCE.

So the guy's probably more stupid than sick, and his wife is right up there beside him.

Everybody gotta kink... you just have to be bright enough to manage it.

10:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sapphire Raven Said

Thier is no way any woman I am in love with at the time would have to go through all that. When it comes to me I am the one who cleans my apartment naked that includes scrubbing the floors on my knees. I do the dishes. I pamper you with all that you desire in return you do the same to me. When it comes to any relationship it is to be 50/50.

Still a woman is to be loved as a godess since in my world god's a woman so us men we should be so lucky to have all they provide.

Burn the contract baby BURN IT..Evermore

P.S. Plus I am the one who give the foot massage after a long day when it comes to me she can give me one when she desires. Front and Word.

11:47 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

The guy is an ass.

Lindsay needs about 50 of those hamburgers. I think the cocaine needs to be stopped firt before she starts eating agin.

1:19 PM  

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