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1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
“Yes, you’re great. You’re in perfect focus, my lovely little whore!”

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, what do you find?
a camera case sitting on a stack of papers.

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Blackbeard the pirate on the History channel.

4. Without looking guess what time it is.
8:00 PM

5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
8:02 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
the furnace.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
getting out of my car after coming home from work.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
chicks on Myspace

9. What are you wearing?
My burgundy Mack daddy robe with the hood

10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, I can’t remember but something decidedly odd I’m sure.

11. When did you last laugh?
Last night watching a movie with Michelle.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A picture of Michelle’s lips, thick ropes, a collage of pictures of me sitting in playing drums with various bands and a giant metal sign that say’s “1st Infantry division band. Big Red one”

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Does porn count, if not, then no.

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It’s ok.

15. What is the last film you saw?
A history of violence.

16. If you turned into a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
a house with a big garage.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I’ve actually saved lives.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt and politics, what would you do?
Make muthafuckers responsible for their actions.

19. Do you like to dance?
No, but you can dance for me.

20. George Bush.
Whatever you want to call the crapping end of a horse.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Spoiled

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Not mine

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
New Zealand

24. What would you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
All your friends are here!



"and the monkey flipped the switch"