it just might be me but
I’ve been staring at this picture of the life-sized sculpture of Britney Spears called “Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston”. From what I read it’s supposed to be some kind of anti abortion statement and shit. But all I know is that after looking at it I suddenly feel the urge to fuck a pregnant chick. I’m just sayin and shit.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"