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Wednesday, March 29

it just might be me but

I’ve been staring at this picture of the life-sized sculpture of Britney Spears called “Monument to Pro-Life: The Birth of Sean Preston”. From what I read it’s supposed to be some kind of anti abortion statement and shit. But all I know is that after looking at it I suddenly feel the urge to fuck a pregnant chick. I’m just sayin and shit.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Heh....pregnant chicks need lovin too

10:30 AM  
Blogger j.d. said...

Oh God.

12:57 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy 2x4 said...

I keep trying to change the angle I look at my monitor trying to get a view from behind. That doesn't make me a perv, does it?

1:43 PM  
Blogger Bella said...

You're twisted! LOL

2:15 PM  
Blogger Sapphire said...

Now all you need is a bear skin rug, a power drill and a flesh light.

Twisted turned freaky..I'll stick with the real live flesh of a woman It's all yours greg.

95% chance he would do it. Better yet why not go all the way out and get that piece of art in minuture form and place it on your motor cycle.

No your not a perv...Everybody is a perv now if that were a male with a big dong you know what the ladies would be thinking.

5:29 PM  
Blogger HateTaxes said...

BD, I am with you, maybe we should save the image, make it 3D and than try to turn it. You have to love naked women.

6:36 AM  
Blogger Death said...

let's not try to turn it, according to my many inside sources, the rear view shows the kid's head crowning from her skawk.

7:52 AM  
Blogger satyavati said...

And just what the hell kind of birthing position is that?!

I'd lay money it was copied off a still shot of some as yet unpublished but soon to be in the ranks of Paris Hilton and Pam/Tommy weird sex tape.

The whole thing just squicks me out.

By the way, I'm back home now.

1:01 PM  
Blogger Big Daddy 2x4 said...

Though that "crowning" is oddly arousing...

Ok, I'm kidding about that but knowing Britney's perclavities, she should be lying on a squirrel skin rug instead.

4:12 PM  
Blogger Rusty said...

That is a new birthing position to me. Maybe she wanted the baby to come out in the same way it was made! To make it a real representation, a can of Natural Light needs to be on the small of her back for her white trash husband! HA!

6:52 PM  
Blogger Nightmare said...

Yeah I'm gonna lay odds that this was a snap shot of some pre birth love fest. and Rusty is right there needes to be a can of Natty light or Ol'mil AND and ashtray resting on that ass!

Just because I know doesn't mean I KNOW! know what I'm sayin'?

7:16 AM  

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