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posted by Greg Beck at Wednesday, March 29, 2006
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9 Comments:
Heh....pregnant chicks need lovin too
Oh God.
You're twisted! LOL
Now all you need is a bear skin rug, a power drill and a flesh light.
Twisted turned freaky..I'll stick with the real live flesh of a woman It's all yours greg.
95% chance he would do it. Better yet why not go all the way out and get that piece of art in minuture form and place it on your motor cycle.
No your not a perv...Everybody is a perv now if that were a male with a big dong you know what the ladies would be thinking.
BD, I am with you, maybe we should save the image, make it 3D and than try to turn it. You have to love naked women.
let's not try to turn it, according to my many inside sources, the rear view shows the kid's head crowning from her skawk.
And just what the hell kind of birthing position is that?!
I'd lay money it was copied off a still shot of some as yet unpublished but soon to be in the ranks of Paris Hilton and Pam/Tommy weird sex tape.
The whole thing just squicks me out.
By the way, I'm back home now.
That is a new birthing position to me. Maybe she wanted the baby to come out in the same way it was made! To make it a real representation, a can of Natural Light needs to be on the small of her back for her white trash husband! HA!
Yeah I'm gonna lay odds that this was a snap shot of some pre birth love fest. and Rusty is right there needes to be a can of Natty light or Ol'mil AND and ashtray resting on that ass!
Just because I know doesn't mean I KNOW! know what I'm sayin'?
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