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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: sweatin the small stuff

Friday, March 31

sweatin the small stuff

From the "even Paul Harvey said to shut the fuck up" department..........

comes the story of owners of a strip club in Florida who have decided it’s time to get the fuck out of the tittie business and into the condo business. It seems that the “Liquid Adult Club” has been hit by a grassroots protest due to the fact that folks and other businesses in the area which I may add is zoned tourist-commercial, think that showing your bare squack on stage is a no-no.

In fact according to my many inside sources, the club has been getting so much of the bum’s rush from muthafucker’s living in the neighborhood where folks and shit have been taking photos of cats going in and out of the fuckin club and posting them on the Internet. That the owners said they may tear down the club if the town allows condominiums to be built on the property just to avoid all the goddamn hassle.

Oh, and may I point out ole slappy pussy in the above picture. I think it’s kind of ironic that she’s all on TV and shit talking about how she’s against the horrible tittie bar wearing what she has on. And I do understand both sides of the issue. If there’s a strip club doing its shit and muthafucker’s are causing a fuss outside of the club by being loud and doing drugs and other illicit shit, then it does become a problem and does need to be addressed.

But if the muthafucker’s sitting off all by it’s self or in a strip mall trying to be a good neighbor, then folks should calm the fuck down. And the argument that strip clubs are bad for the kids is just bullshit. If you were any kind of parent your little band of crumb snatchers shouldn’t be any where near a strip club. They should have their nasty mud-butt asses at home where you can keep an eye on em. And the only place where strippers hang out outside strip club is in movies and rap videos.

Plus if my many inside sources are correct, strip clubs pay out more taxes per quarter then most of your nine-to-five business so they’re a cash cow to any municipality that has one. I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again. You turn on the news and see dead people all over the fuckin place and crime shows out the ass or politicians and wealthy CEO’s pissing all over the landscape and other crapulous shit like that.

But show a nekked tittie and suddenly it’s the fuckin end of the goddamned world. You’re the same bunch of little bitches that whenever some church leader or politico gets his or her fat face on the news after ripping folks off all you do is whine. “He’s a good person and didn’t mean what he did”. Or you talk about how much you feel for their family because of what the asshole is going thru. Fuck him for breaking the law and trust of the people; fuck her for breaking the law and trust of the people.

And fuck you for being so goddamned misguided and having your heads so far up your own asses that you never think about the people these cock bandits fucked over. Fuck you pious both ways wanting to have it your way bunch of sanctimonious cocksuckers. What you muthafuckers need to be scared of is what will happen if I ever come into large sums of fuck you money cause I’m coming to get me some and I won’t give a fat rat bastard fuck.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger Bella said...

Well said. Now, can you please aatck the cencorship patrol before our television becomes ALL Sesame Street?

11:13 AM  
Blogger HateTaxes said...

I agree, if the strippers are not near schools and kids than what is the big deal?

I am much more worried about lying scum eating politicians than a stripper. If the ladies don't mind having dollars poked down their panties and guys don't mind doing it, what the hell. I am always amazed at the ability of people to rationalize what the hell is going on. "He was a quiet man." "He was always there to help out." We have people getting murdered for pocket change, old ladies getting raped and beaten, grifters stealing the retirement fund and what is the big problem in a business zone, the strip club.

If a guy is an asshole and goes to a strip club all the time instead of being home with his family, than closing the club will just turn his attentions else where. It is normally harmless fun. Hell, ladies have their own strip clubs, who cares.

Man, I haven't been in one in 10 or more years. Ah the memories of getting kicked out, brings a tear to ones eye.

12:02 PM  
Blogger LL said...

Nekkidness bothers me not. Heeeeeeeehehehehehe!!!

12:15 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

I bet everyone of those prudish fuckers has a porn stash.

12:47 PM  
Blogger Nightmare said...

"nasty mudd butt asses"

That shit is funny.

1:03 PM  

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