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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: I'm talkin to you

Thursday, May 25

I'm talkin to you

It’s not like I have a giant fuckin ego or the need to feed my ego……… but late at night when I’m all alone my mind begins to speculate on certain shit. Shit like who reads my blog? And I can’t help but wonder and please, don’t none of you muthafuckers take this the wrong way because I dig you all. But besides Colin Powell and Condoleezza Rice, what famous people visit Death’s Door on a semi regular basis?

And if they do how come none of them muthafuckers every say hi? So as a result of overly thinking about this I’m asking for a couple of things. If you’re famous and I’m so sure I’m leaving myself wide fuckin open here, give a shout out in the comments. And secondly and more importantly, I would love to know where some of you overseas readers are hitting me from.

Because according to a couple of maps I’m looking at some of you muthafuckers are clear the fuck out there. Which if you want to get all technical and shit, nobody is really clear the fuck out there due to the fact that the stinkin internet has turned the world into a so called “electronic village”……… whatever, let me know what’s up.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Anonymous Mentalacrobatics said...

Well in my own backyard I’m kinda famous!

I’ve been reading your blog since back in the day and I’ve linked you since I first stumbled on this.

I check you out usually from England but sometimes from Kenya. Recently the stuff you wrote about the “crazyassed bipolar wife” and your Condi wet dreams have me laughing my head off. That stuff was way off the metre.

11:32 AM  
Blogger Billy D said...

I'm in NH. I found you via "Bane". Good stuff. I check you 'bout every other day.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Brad said...

I read your blog, Greg. I used to link to you back before my content was "borrowed" by the government. Once I get it back I'll have you on again as one of my daily reads. I'm definitely not one of the far away readers, though, as I likely live within a ten mile radius as you.

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Spitting Llama said...

Hey Greg! Spitting Llama, reading your blog from way over in Auckland, New Zealand. I think I also found you via Bane, but can't remember. Brain not so good today.

1:46 PM  
Blogger satyavati said...

I'm plenty famous (though I can't say in public what for), and I live in Triple Springs NC, population about 800.

And I love ya.

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Back in 1975, I was 1st Princess in the Winter Snow Carnival in Temiscaming, Quebec, Canada. But now, I hang that tiara in Raytown, Missouri. You've been my guilty pleasure for almost a year.

12:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Godzilla and the monsters from monster island said. Your now an official monster of monster island and we even came up with a name for you. King Deatherblog.

1:46 AM  
Anonymous Batman said...

I have Alfred or Robin print it out, because I'm not so good with the computer.
I wish you would post some porn.

7:33 AM  
Anonymous jO said...

I read your Blog pretty much daily out of southern Germany.
I found the page looking for some good pics of a Moshpit on google. Please don't ask how it came up with Deaths Door.
Great stuff. Fun to read but still plenty of interesting thoughts.

11:05 AM  
Anonymous Superman said...

Batman and Robin are homos. Their only "super power" is not needing any lube. Fucking pansies.

Not too sure about Alfred. Just thinking about it creeps me out.

I catch up with your posts when I'm chillin' in my Fortress of Solitude. Your shit is KRYPTOMITE man, cracks me up!

Just one favor? Go easy on the graphics. I'm still on dial-up. No broadband out here yet. And for a super-speedin' muthafucker like me, that SUCKS!

Truth, Justice and The American Way to all you bitches!


5:09 PM  
Anonymous Jesus Christ said...


I totally dig you rap. Keep it real, and never trust a junkie.


11:15 PM  
Anonymous George W Bush said...

I was listen to some tapped phone lines, you know lookin for those freedome hatin terrorist, and this naked lesbian chick said your blog was the shit. So I had to check it out.

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hell yes. I'm a nationally known glass artist. I've done some big jobs, casinos in Vegas and elsewhere. Glass walls. A lot of work for Disney. The past few years I've concentrated on very pricey work for wealthy clients. It gives me more time to play with my sassy macaw and German Shepherds and for sailing.

Even though you're on the other side of the political aisle from me, I've enjoyed your writing for several years now.

I now live in the city where Coors Beer is brewed, Golden, about 30 minutes west of Denver(the shithole) Beautiful little town.

4:35 PM  

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