6/06/06 is a bad day to take one for the team. even if it's his

At the Kiev zoo in the stinkin Ukraine some asshole shouting that God would keep him safe got his god fearing ass handed to him by a female lion after he sneaked into the animal's enclosure. Whilst screaming,

‘if he exists God will save me’

this muthafucker lowered himself by a rope into the lion’s enclosure, took his shoes off and walked up to the lions. According to my many inside sources, he raised his arms in a classic jesus pose when a lioness went straight for him, knocking his stupid ass down ripping his throat out in the process. No word as of yet if he tasted like chicken or not.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"