from the archives..........bad pussy

You gots to forgive my bad memory but here’s the way I think this story went. Saturday night I’m at the Hurricane hanging at the bar listening to the band Vibralux as they told this great story about this show they played. One of the bands they shared the bill with was Poison, and somehow this chick got onto the bus where Brett Michaels was getting dressed.

Brett told her to hit the road cause he was getting ready to go on stage, but she refused and when he went to grab her and throw her off she dropped her dress and there she stood nekkeder then shit with these electrical cords hanging from her pussy that were hooked up to this switch box she happened to be holding on too.

She told Brett that she had a dildo stuck up in her cootch which was loaded with C-4 explosive, and that she was gonna blow herself up along with him and the fuckin bus, and as she said this she flipped this switch on the box and this orange light lit up.

Brett flipped out and started screaming for security who were busy dealing with CC Deville who was flipping out near the stage cause he couldn’t find his giant monkey jacket. So you had Brett Michaels going ape shit because this chick had the C-4 dildo of death jammed up her cootch whilst CC Deville was wigging out cause he couldn’t go on stage without his giant monkey jacket.

To make a long story short, security broke into the bus and pulled the chick out and after it was all said and done, they all found out that when you pushed the other switch on the box the business end of the dildo popped off and a red flag jumped out that said “bang”.

It was all part of a big elaborate joke concocted by the pyrotechnics crew. Those crazy rock & roller’s I tell ya, and I never did find out what happened with CC’s jacket. Good show by the way, you gots to dig any rock band that hits the stage dressed in drag. Anyway, cool rock story.


"and the monkey flipped the switch"