sweatin the small stuff

I’ve come to the realization that it’s come down to me and my genes to break the cycle. So in an effort to save America I’m gonna knock some chick up and spawn myself a brood of badass muthafuckers. My seed will become the seed that plants the seed that will offset the pussiefication of America.

No more bicycle helmets, no more Nintendo, no more whiny little bitches bitching about playing sports, or eating the right fuckin foods. My kids will know what its like to spit on the playground, respect their elders, how to finish a fight in the proper manner. You fall off a wall, walk it off, you ride your bike into a tree or crack off an ankle taking a corner, walk it off. You take a shot to the face in dodge ball; you better send that muthafucker back just as hard.

Some fey cocksucker steps up in your face, beat his ass like he owes you money. As a matter of fact carry a fiver so you can give it to him then make him run so the ass kicking will be that more outstanding. I want my kids to play on the fuckin jungle gym and climb trees and be free masturbators.

I’ll teach em how to treat women the same way they’d want their mother or sister treated. Protect the old and weak, call a cocksucker a cocksucker and learn which end of the fuckin dog to pet. You muthafucker’s think you can dig down to China; here’s a fuckin shovel so start digging cause it’s the only way you’ll learn some shit.

Stand up straight and learn how to look a muthafucker in the eye. Respect the laws but also understand how to question those same laws and love your country cause it gave you everything you fuckin got. My sons and daughters will be the new generation; you had the me generation, the baby boomers, and the greatest generation. My kids will be the come get some generation. C’mon, baby, lets get drunk and be somebody.


"and the monkey flipped the switch"