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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: what do you mean he wasn't on the stinkin plane

Monday, June 5

what do you mean he wasn't on the stinkin plane


Right about now god is having a sit-down with a few of the cherub angels over the big fuck up that happened last week. According to my many inside sources god had about enough of this Pat Robertson’s using his name in vain bullshit and decided to have ole Pat whacked. Yeah, it seems that a Learjet owned by Pat Robertson crashed in Long Island Sound Friday whilst attempting to fly thru heavy fog, killing both pilots and slightly injuring three passengers.

According to my many inside sources the fog was so thick you could barely see past your hand at the time. But five minutes after the jet crashed the fog lifted just enough to reveal the downed jet in the water. So the words out that god is pissed that even though they got the right plane, Pat wasn’t on it. Apparently the cherub angel’s Intel was off a wee bit cause even though the Learjet was registered to Pat Robertson he never uses it very much. If I was ole Pat I’d think I’d start keeping my signifying ass on the down-low for a while and keep my fuckin mouth shut.


"and the monkey flipped the switch"

6 Comments:

Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

Damn! They almost had him!

10:14 AM  
Blogger Nightmare said...

Swing and a miss!!

Hey Mr Beck, Can you get access to all of the groovy UNcensored documents in the Davis/Riley case? Since you know, work for the Man?

That psycho cat worked at my business, and I can tell you there are more than a couple of freaked out motherfuckers around here!

2:40 PM  
Blogger Death said...

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2:56 PM  
Blogger Death said...

I'd think Tony over at Tony's Kansas City would be the man for that. he seems to have amazing access to shit like that

2:57 PM  
Blogger LL said...

You know some angel got an ass chewin' over that one!

"What do you mean he wasn't on the plane?! Do you know how hard it is to make it all look like an accident? Drop and gimme twenty, mister, and don't let it happen again. Geez, now I gotta really think on how to make the next shot look totally innocent and still take that bastard out."

6:04 AM  
Anonymous JW said...

The Lord works in mysterious ways. Maybe he just needed a wake up call...

8:12 AM  

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