it's called common sense you witless asshole

I’ve been reading with great interest all the bullshit going on in Lebanon as to all the Americans there and getting them out of the country. It seems that the U.S. government is getting folks out but with the promise that when you get your ass back in the states look for the bill in your mail. And now the big argument up in Washington is should the government pay the dime or the muthafuckers being airlifted out?

Now before I go calling folks I don’t even know all kinds of stupid muthafuckers and shit let me say this. If you’re a civilian government employee then the fuckin government should pay the dime. If you work for some corporation or company, then your employer should pay the dime to get your ass home. I think that’s a fair and just way to look at shit don’t you?

But if you took your stupid ass into a country like Lebanon just because you felt like it, then you need to pay for being so cocksuckin stupid. Cause c’mon, we’re Americans and we know a lot of us can’t think past the noses on our faces. It’s like some folks I knew who found out that muthafuckers were giving tours in Iran and they thought it would be cool to go.

Did you even stop to think that it might not be cool or because you’re American, muthafuckers might not like you? And when I say that by not liking you, I mean we’re number one with a bullet? Or that the state department puts out regular bulletins on places where Americans might not be welcome due to civil war or terrorism, or a general hatred of Americans? And if you think I’m shittin you go click this link and check out some of the warnings.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"