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Death's Door, the view from the Spanish announcers table: sweatin the small stuff

Friday, July 7

sweatin the small stuff

It must be a constant source of amusement for muthafuckers living in other countries when Americans drop in and decide to involve themselves in some of the local customs. Take for instance Pamplona, Spain’s San Fermin Festival and its annual running of the bulls.

Now this is just me talking but its bad enough when local muthafuckers living there put themselves in harm’s way, but it’s just dumbassery at its best when you travel thousands of miles to do it. I’ve watched the shit on the TV and I can’t think of too many things more fucked up to do.

Every morning during the festival these crazy cocksuckers release a bunch of pissed off bulls down this nine-hundred yard route. And I guess the object is to run ahead of the stinkin herd of bulls without getting fucked up and shit. Have you seen these muthafuckin bulls? They look like hairy VW Beatles with horns and balls and I’m just saying and shit that when they hit you it can’t be too fuckin pleasant.

I’d bet even money that getting backed into by a SUV wouldn’t be as bad cause at least the fuckin SUV wouldn’t have huge horns and a temper. Yeah and get this shit, some cat from New York got his guido ass trampled at this year’s running and was paralyzed from the waist down. And even though he wasn’t gored, doctors are puzzled and can’t understand why he’s paralyzed.

Well I think if they took their heads out of their asses and look at what fuckin hit this crazy bastard they might figure it out. He got the shit stomped out of him by a fuckin bull weighing anywhere from eight-hundred to twelve-hundred pounds. I’m no fuckin expert by any means bit I'm thinking that might fuck up his back just a tiny bit.

"and the monkey flipped the switch"


Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

It is not the running of the Bulls.

It is the running of the fools.

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can think of one thing more fucked up, is the dumbass who puts on one of them bear suits and climbs in with a big ole grizz and trys to see if the bear can bite or claw his self thur it, if that aint the most dumb shit to happen then what is.


11:26 AM  
Blogger The Beltway B@stard said...

I bet that dumb-ass guido was paralyzed when he turned around and saw what was bearing down on him.

11:40 AM  
Blogger HateTaxes said...


You are looking at this all wrong. This is actually the pruning of the gene pool. All stupid SOBs should run with the bulls. It might help increase the overall average IQ among the Homo sapiens.

12:11 PM  

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