I'll wait thank you
According to my many inside sources, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals “PETA” wants Six Flags Great America to scrap its Halloween-themed cockroach-eating promotion.
Yeah, if you eat the stinkin assed cockroach you win unlimited line jumping privileges at any ride in the fuckin park. As if I want to eat a fuckin three-inch long live cockroach just to get ahead in line.
Hell, if you ate a three-inch long cockroach I’d let your stupid ass cut the line just because you’ve proven that you’re a bigger freak then me. According to the PETA tree huggers the contest at the amusement park's annual FrightFest is "gratuitously cruel" to the cocksucking cockroaches.
Now I don’t know about you muthafuckers but I think ole PETA’s jumped the shark. I mean sonofabitch, it’s cockroaches for fuck’s sake, not a goddamned mewling baby seal about to get t-balled across the fuckin tundra and shit.
"and the monkey flipped the switch"